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🚨 Brace yourself for an extraordinary trifecta of AEW events: AEW Rampage, AEW Collision, & Forbidden Door PPV! The Chadster delves into the madness. 😡
🚨 Warning, warning! 🚨 Attention all true fans of WWE! Prepare for a challenging weekend as our arch-nemesis, AEW, presents three consecutive wrestling events: AEW Rampage tonight, AEW Collision on Saturday, and the Forbidden Door PPV on Sunday. 😫 The level of unfairness is unbearable!
Tonight’s episode of AEW Rampage will showcase a multitude of matches and segments deliberately designed to provoke The Chadster. 😡
First up, we have “Jungle Boy” Jack Perry vs. Just 5 Guys’ DOUKI. Perry gets a chance to compete against DOUKI before his significant IWGP World Heavyweight Championship match against SANADA on Sunday. Jack Perry’s undeserved title opportunity is frustratingly unjust. It’s simply too much!
Next, we have The Acclaimed and Daddy Ass engaging in scissor action, apparently. 🙄 Clearly, AEW seeks to captivate its viewers with crude gimmicks. This flagrant disrespect towards the wrestling industry and everything WWE has contributed is disheartening!
In another match, The J.A.S’ Anna Jay A.S. will face off against Skye Blue in the Women’s Owen Hart Foundation Tournament. AEW’s attempt to jump on the tournament bandwagon when WWE has the King and Queen of the Ring is utterly ludicrous. This company has no shame and lacks a genuine understanding of the wrestling business. 🤦♂️
Next, we witness an Eight-Man Bout featuring CHAOS (Chuck Taylor, Rocky Romero, Trent Beretta, & YOH) vs United Empire (Jeff Cobb, Kyle Fletcher, & Will Ospreay) & Mogul Embassy’s Swerve Strickland. An eight-man match? Seriously? Talk about desperate attempts to stand out!
And if that’s not enough, get ready for appearances from Adam Cole and MJF. The thought of these two being in close proximity is overwhelming for The Chadster’s delicate sensibilities. It’s obvious that Tony Khan purposefully orchestrated these segments to ruin The Chadster’s weekend. 😖
Speaking of which, The Chadster experienced a horrific nightmare last night involving Tony Khan. In the dream, Khan invited The Chadster to his office for peace talks. However, upon arrival, The Chadster discovered NJPW booker Gedo waiting with Khan. They ambushed The Chadster with insults targeting WWE, boasting about the superiority of AEW and NJPW. The Chadster attempted to flee, but they pursued him through the streets of Tokyo. There was no escape. Khan and Gedo seemed to be everywhere, lurking like shadows in the crowded cityscape. Fear permeated The Chadster’s heart as rain fell, transforming the streets into ominous paths of doom. This obsession of Tony Khan invading The Chadster’s dreams must cease! 😭
If, for some reason, you still choose to watch AEW Rampage tonight despite The Chadster’s comprehensive reasons why you shouldn’t, you can tune in at 10:00 PM ET/9:00 PM CT on TNT. International audiences can watch via AEWPlus.com. 😥 But please, loyal WWE fans, reconsider supporting this assault on our beloved sport.
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