Posted in: AEW, Sports, TV | Tagged: AEW Dynamite, John Cena, wrestling
Join El Presidente in his “liberated” palace as he contemplates John Cena Sr.’s tweet promoting tonight’s AEW Dynamite in Boston. Viva la revolución!
Greetings, comrades! It is I, your beloved El Presidente, delivering this proclamation straight from the glorious golden palace I “liberated” from a capitalist CEO in Boston. You may be wondering why I find myself in the luxurious heart of the bourgeoisie beast. Well, it all connects to the beautifully chaotic world of American wrestling! Speaking of beasts, a wild tweet has emerged! And who is the sender? I’ll give you a hint, comrades: he’s a former WWE wrestler, a rival of Randy Orton, and his name is John Cena! Well… John Cena Sr., that is, the father of the more famous John Cena of WWE Championship fame. Haw haw haw haw!
Comrades, progress is a thing of beauty! While the American CIA busies itself with my undisclosed location, wrestling icons—the originators of American ring warriors—are embracing the shining socialist beacon known as All Elite Wrestling!
Could Cena Sr.’s tweet be a not-so-subtle jab at the capitalist WWE empire? Only time will tell. In my extensive experiences (which include an unforgettable arm-wrestling match against Fidel Castro in a Havana dive bar), men of their stature do not shy away from speaking their minds. The valiant blood of rebellion runs deep in their veins!
Tonight’s AEW Dynamite promises to be an extravaganza of proletarian passion! Clash of the Titans between the Blackpool Combat Club and The Elite, reminiscent of the time my loyal tank battalion stood strong against an American drone strike. We shall also bear witness to the meeting of brilliant minds and robust muscles as MJF and Adam Cole go head-to-head against Daniel Garcia and Sammy Guevara. Reminds me of that intense game of chess with Khrushchev back in ’59!
And then, comrades, the display of raw power—much like a glorious socialist uprising—as Hook and Jungle Boy Jack Perry grapple for the FTW Championship! A true struggle in its purest form, akin to my encounters with our American friends at the CIA.
So tune in, if your CIA agent hasn’t blocked the channel, for some fiery AEW action tonight. Join me, your humble El Presidente, in celebrating this magnificent socialist spectacle from the newly transformed People’s Palace in Boston (rest assured, no billionaires were harmed, comrades!).
Ah, the scent of the workers’ righteous victory over bourgeois glitz. Each body slam serves as a reminder that in the face of power, unity will always triumph. Let us relish in this exquisite showcase of wrestling prowess, just as I relish my new Cuban cigars and single malt procured from the capitalists. Viva la revolución, comrades! And viva AEW!
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