February has sped by, and there have been too many hilarious jokes from Twitter this month that you might’ve missed! So here are some of the funniest viral tweets from this February:
And follow the accounts that made you laugh so that your Twitter feed is that much better!
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when you brush ur teeth and spit out blood it’s like ok nice that was a good brush
— fortunate son (@apbofficial) February 22, 2024
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Someone said “30 years ago”, and my mind went to the 1970s, but they meant 1994, and now I need to lie down.
— John Paul (@IAm_JohnPaulAF) February 27, 2024
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Please stop letting Tesla owners be Uber drivers how the Fuck do I get out
— ash (@ANGELBABYBITTY) February 19, 2024
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I heard someone refer to a person who likes multiple genres of music as “Polyjamorous” and that is how I’ll be identifying from now on.
— ᴎiɿɘ (@erinh5995) February 22, 2024
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i physically cannot make a spotify playlist without adding every song i’ve ever liked. i’ll start one called “sad :(” and it’ll end up with temperature by sean paul on it
— chase (@_chase_____) February 23, 2024
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Everytime I open Peacock it tries to get me to watch Oppenheimer… girl I am here to watch Couple to Throuple please be serious
— macklin (@saintmacklin) February 17, 2024
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men will turn 30 and still be like “idk what i want :/“ & like u have 5 more years with hair so please figure it out
— gen🥂 (@genmxn) February 13, 2024
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love smoking with paranoid bitches like yes girl they’re coming but we stronger!!!
— b 𐙚 (@taurusidiot) February 20, 2024
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I just said “type shit” in a meeting man, smh who hiring
— DJ parlay dior (@DJJordanJetson) February 22, 2024
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what’s the lowest stakes conspiracy theory you have? i think airplane mode is a hoax because they don’t want you texting your friends and telling them you’re not having fun on the plane
— soul nate (@MNateShyamalan) February 26, 2024
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when ur card declines in therapy so they bring out the friends u made first week of uni
— ayaan (@ayaankhawn) February 6, 2024
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*horniest dude who’s ever existed*that’s sick 😃 what does being a project manager entail?
— lil arab (@sweatyhairy) February 27, 2024
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Bravo / Twitter: @NKinRealLife
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mcdonalds should have to say “Excellent choice sir” to whatever you order
— Max 🪻 (@ImSmilingRn) February 27, 2024
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Netflix / Twitter: @ryxn888
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NBC / Twitter: @KimmyMonte
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NBC / Twitter: @Whotfismick
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HBO / Twitter: @highendhomo
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Turn those ig likes back on baby we know you’re flopping and we love you for it !!!
— serena shahidi (@glamdemon2004) February 26, 2024
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long distance couples be like “i can’t wait” and then wait
— ☔ (@Whotfismick) February 12, 2024
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Calling me at 3am for sum 🍑 is DISGUSTING !! Where is yo morals?? Where is yo self respect?? What is your address? Where is yo house? Where do I park? 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
— Augustin ⋆.˚⭒⋆.˚ (@avggiee) February 8, 2024
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i miss him (he was one of the shittiest people i’ve ever met)
— ronald (*˘︶˘*).。.:*♡✧*。 (@seismically) February 9, 2024
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“tHaNkS fOr YoUr pAyMeNt!”Shut up. I paid that bill against my will.
— krismadarame (@krismadarame) February 1, 2024
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Universal Pictures/ Twitter: @kailakkash
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HBO / Twitter: @kellthegal
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saying “who’s this little guy!” when friends introduce me to their boyfriends
— miss worm (@missuswormy) February 5, 2024
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I lied there’s no sex put your clothes back on lets play wordhunt
— Rolls Reus (@D9N9ABI9) February 11, 2024
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going on reddit for me is like going into spencers in the mall. i need to find something very specific but im uncomfortable the whole time and dont want anyone to know im there
— archivist barbie 💌 (@daiquiriheiress) February 5, 2024
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my friends needa get it together.. i wanna go to a wedding
— luv (@luvvt23) February 7, 2024
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Wow Presents Plus / Twitter: @itszaeok
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Peacock / Twitter: @Brian_Scally
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boys shorter than 5’9 be cool asf like you know what tinkerbell i kinda fw you
— Isaac (@i_zackito) February 7, 2024
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when your card accepts at therapy and they bring out meeeee!!! :3 and then we get to hang out <3<3<3
— Fat Bella Hadid (@jambettestan) February 7, 2024
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Bravo / Twitter: @bklynb4by
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i love when a crush wears off like yes i am free
— 3rd grade spelling bee champion (@thecliquelover) February 8, 2024
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You ever think about how peaceful it must be inside the brain of a stupid person?
— chris evans (@notcapnamerica) February 7, 2024
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MTV / Twitter: @osnapitzperi
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NBA / Twitter: @willfulchaos
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the freest person in the world is a 34 year old white woman who clocks into work and greets her coworker with “hey chica”
— james (@jms_tny) February 13, 2024
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when ur card declines at therapy so they bring out the 19 year old version of u
— trish (@ULTRAGLOSS) February 7, 2024
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damn february got somewhere to be don’t it
— nyny. (@imjustnyaa) February 21, 2024
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