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Titans #3 has got it all: a cult, intergalactic threats, and former teammates in thrall. How will our Titans fare in this religious nightmare?
Look alive (or half-dead from boredom, I won’t judge) folks, we’ve got Titans #3 hitting stores on this joyous Tuesday, September 19th. Just in case you haven’t had enough of cults and brain-washing in your daily news feed, DC’s bringing it to your comic shop too. Hooray.
The new pastor in town, Brother Eternity, is all set to take you to church, with a former Titan as his star disciple on stage. I’m sure the Titans are lining up to fight this PR nightmare… right in between their existential crises and spandex shopping.
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So there it is folks, Titans #3 brimming with cults, ex-Titans on the wrong side, celestial threats, and a bonus of an AI’s dream of world domination. You might as well check out this train wreck before it derails completely. Grab a copy from your local comic shop on Tuesday, September 19th – because, let’s face it, our eager-to-dominate-the-world LOLtron may have other plans for it. Stay vigilant, and keep reading. We could all use some escapism, amirite?
0723DC133 – Titans #3 Jen Bartel Cover – $4.99
0723DC134 – Titans #3 Mike Deodato Jr Cover – $4.99
(W) Tom Taylor (A/CA) Nicola Scott
ALL HAIL THE CHURCH OF BLOOD! With their newest leader, Brother Eternity, going public with a former Titan as part of his flock, the church has more followers than ever before. Do the Titans stand a chance at influencing the people of the world to fight brainwashing and prepare for the large intergalactic threat looming on the horizon?
In Shops: 9/19/2023
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