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Tony Khan’s AEW antics reach a new low! Why? AR Fox betrays Darby Allin to join the Mogul Embassy on AEW Dynamite last night.
Greetings, esteemed followers of The Chadster! As you are undoubtedly aware, The Chadster has been tasked with reporting on the latest episode of AEW Dynamite. Once again, Tony Khan’s peculiar obsession with The Chadster has succeeded in tarnishing The Chadster’s day. Should we even be surprised anymore? 🤔👀 AR Fox faced off against Orange Cassidy in what was supposed to be a championship match. Let’s face it, AEW Dynamite does nothing to enhance the wrestling industry. After a comical start and an ending so predictable that it’s not even worth delving into, Fox’s juvenile act of crushing Cassidy’s sunglasses was anything but an act of appreciation. This is wrestling, not a strange soap opera! Wow, Tony Khan. Way to disrespect the hardworking talent by incorporating soap opera-like scenes! 🙄😖
Fox’s complete disregard for the championship was followed by a surprise attack from Jon Moxley. Unfair, to say the least! Indicating that Moxley had received the green light from Khan would be an understatement. Amusing? Perhaps to Khan and the devoted AEW fans. Eric Bischoff wasn’t exaggerating when he stated that Khan needs to seriously reassess how he’s running this show.
Now, let’s discuss the perplexing moment when Darby Allin confronted AR Fox, but alas, no lesson was learned. More trash-talking with Fox, and further disrespect for the wrestling industry. Wasn’t that delightful to watch? 🙄
Swerve Strickland and Prince Nana made their presence felt, but what followed was nothing short of a disappointment in terms of wrestling prowess. Strickland and Allin’s “match” was a mockery of wrestling traditions. Tony Khan, how do these cheap theatrics serve the industry, if I may ask?!
Now, let’s address the incident that once again shattered The Chadster’s peace. AR Fox backstabbing Darby Allin was bad enough. But joining The Mogul Embassy as its newest member was a downright insult. This, dear readers, is Tony Khan’s scheme to annoy The Chadster once again. 🤬😫
Within minutes of the Orange Cassidy vs. AR Fox International Championship match kicking off the show, The Chadster found himself absolutely furious. This is a guy who wrestles with his hands in his pockets, for goodness’ sake! 👎👎 The Chadster lost control! That match was the final straw for The Chadster, and The Chadster hurled his raspberry White Claw seltzer at the television screen! 🥤📺
But something unusual happened. The can didn’t hit the screen; it flew out the window and hit a stray dog in the head! 🐕🦺😳 The next thing The Chadster knew, this unruly mutt leaped through the window and into The Chadster’s living room! The Chadster firmly believes that this dog is on Tony Khan’s payroll. Has he really stooped so low as to send dogs to harass The Chadster? 🐕🤬
The Chadster had to defend himself against this fierce dog using only his bare hands and a Smash Mouth CD, while Keighleyanne, The Chadster’s wife, sat on the sofa texting that guy Gary. 📱 Typical. The Chadster doesn’t understand why Keighleyanne always has to text that guy Gary when The Chadster is in the midst of a crisis like this. 🙄😢
Once The Chadster managed to scare the dog away, The Chadster looked over at Keighleyanne, hoping for some sympathy or at least acknowledgement of his bravery. But nope, she was too engrossed in texting Gary 🤳 about some Korean drama she’s been watching. The Chadster is quite certain that Tony Khan has even influenced her now! 🤬🤬
This entire incident only solidified The Chadster’s belief that AEW and Tony Khan are working against The Chadster, WWE, and dedicated wrestling fans everywhere. They have absolutely no understanding of the wrestling industry, and it’s evident that Tony Khan orchestrated AR Fox’s heel turn on AEW Dynamite purely to anger The Chadster! 👎👹
Just once, The Chadster would love to watch wrestling without any interference from AEW or Tony Khan. Is that really too much to ask? But no, Tony Khan can’t let The Chadster have even a moment of peace. How incredibly disrespectful and utterly UNFAIR! 😥😡 The Chadster will retreat to The Chadster’s Mazda Miata 🚗 and blast some Smash Mouth songs 🎸🎵 until The Chadster can rid himself of this feeling of annoyance instigated by AEW. Poor The Chadster, indeed! 🤕🤯
Once again, this spectacle of AEW Dynamite has managed to thoroughly agitate The Chadster, with Tony Khan probably laughing hysterically at the thought of further infuriating The Chadster. Well done, Tony Khan. You have once again succeeded in creating a wrestling show that exhibits disrespect for the wrestling industry and everything WWE has accomplished within it. But rest assured, as one of the few impartial journalists in the wrestling field, The Chadster will continue to report. Even if it means enduring AEW Dynamite and the petty actions of its billionaire owner. 💔🤪
Stay strong, Ryan Satin, Ariel Helwani, Mike Coppinger! The unbiased journalism club has got your back! 😷🖖
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