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AEW Rampage crushed The Chadster’s heart with another frustrating show, ruining a perfect WWE Smackdown night! So unfair!
Ah, what a disappointment! Just when The Chadster was basking in the brilliance of last night’s WWE Smackdown, AEW had to come along and ruin the night with their weekly episode of AEW Rampage! It’s incredibly disrespectful to the wrestling business and everything WWE has accomplished. Why should anyone have to endure AEW’s antics after experiencing pure wrestling perfection on WWE Smackdown?
The Trios Match between United Empire and CHAOS was quite underwhelming. The style of wrestling AEW utilizes and their disregard for tradition is vastly different from the sanitized and carefully controlled product that WWE is renowned for. It’s no surprise that The Chadster struggled to enjoy it when AEW seems determined to aggravate WWE fans like him. Tony Khan truly lacks an understanding of the wrestling business. United Empire emerged victorious with one of their trademark finishes, but The Chadster found it difficult to care about the outcome.
In the second match, Taya Valkyrie defeated Trish Adora, but the drama continued backstage. Taya was being interviewed by Lexy Nair when TBS Champ Kris Statlander interrupted her. They exchanged heated words, with Taya accusing Kris of stealing the spotlight from her. It appears a challenge was issued, but whether Taya will accept it remains uncertain. The Chadster sincerely hopes she doesn’t, but only time will tell.
Next up was the Mixed Trios Tag Match between Aubrey Edwards, Mark Briscoe, and Papa Briscoe against Jay Lethal, Jeff Jarrett, and Karen Jarrett. This match perfectly exemplified AEW’s shenanigans. The Chadster couldn’t help but question the rationale behind including a referee like Aubrey Edwards in a match. Nonetheless, the outcome was entirely predictable, as Karen Jarrett tapped out after Aubrey applied the figure-four leglock.
The final match featured Konosuke Takeshita and Bandido. While some may appreciate the intense back-and-forth displayed by these two wrestlers, The Chadster struggles to enjoy anything less than WWE’s polished, tightly controlled performances. Takeshita emerged as the winner after delivering a brutal PowerDrive knee, but The Chadster was already feeling quite displeased.
Talking about Tony Khan, last night led to another troublesome disagreement between The Chadster and his beloved wife Keighleyanne, all thanks to AEW. Keighleyanne wanted The Chadster to join her for dinner this weekend, but he couldn’t because not only did he have to watch AEW on Friday, but also on Saturday when AEW is launching its new show, AEW Collision. Keighleyanne tried to convince The Chadster to skip Collision since he detests AEW anyway and it only frustrates him. However, that suggestion made The Chadster question her loyalty. It seemed as if she was conspiring with Tony Khan to divert The Chadster’s attention from his mission of providing unbiased journalistic coverage of Tony Khan’s malevolent schemes.
In conclusion, last night’s AEW Rampage left The Chadster with a sour taste in his mouth, despite the various matches and backstage drama. No matter how hard Tony Khan and AEW try to lure The Chadster away from the purity of WWE, he remains steadfast and committed to providing impartial and accurate reviews of the wrestling business.
Fear not, dear readers! Despite Keighleyanne’s attempts to distract The Chadster, rest assured that he will be covering AEW Collision. Make sure to check back tomorrow morning for The Chadster’s review of the premiere of AEW’s newest show. The Chadster will keep you updated on all of Tony Khan’s evil plots.
Stay strong, fellow WWE fans! The Chadster is here for you. And remember, the true home of professional wrestling is WWE!
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