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AEW’s Rivalry with WWE Intensifies! ???? The Chadster Presents an Unbiased Analysis of this Week’s Disappointing AEW Dynamite Line-up.????

Greetings, ladies and gentlemen! It is time once again for The Chadster’s weekly wrestling report. Brace yourselves as The Chadster endures another preview of AEW’s antics, particularly AEW Dynamite. ???? Oh, the agony! ????

Now, The Chadster must maintain composure because, to be frank, this lineup for AEW Dynamite has left The Chadster more than just annoyed. It infuriates me to the point that I can’t help but recall that time when Tony Khan shamelessly plastered AEW stickers all over the equipment at my local Planet Fitness. ???? But that’s a tale for another day. For now, The Chadster must offer an impartial and objective take on this week’s show. ????

Just take a gander at this! ???? AEW International Champion Orange Cassidy & Darby Allin versus Keith Lee & Swerve Strickland? ???? Oh, my goodness! It’s just so unfair! The Chadster can’t fathom why Tony Khan would pair up these mismatched teams! Granted, it’s part of a “blind” tournament, as The Chadster assumes, but it’s not the kind of wrestling that The Chadster prefers. ???? It’s as if they are deliberately betraying Vince McMahon by disregarding the backstage politics and tag team chemistry that WWE meticulously cultivates. It’s a blatant disrespect to the wrestling industry and everything WWE has contributed to it. Clearly, Tony Khan lacks any understanding of the wrestling business. ????

And then, we have a one-on-one showdown between Kenny Omega and Wheeler Yuta? Seriously? ???? Just the mention of those names makes The Chadster’s stomach turn. It reminds me of a dream The Chadster had recently, where Tony Khan ruled over a dystopian world where everyone wore unflattering masks resembling his smug face. ???? Each person also carried a replica of the AEW Championship Belt, making The Chadster’s stomach turn even more than the time I got food poisoning from unlabeled hot dogs at a WWE SummerSlam tailgate and had to watch the main event from the bathroom. ????

In this dream, former WWE superstars, many of whom The Chadster greatly admired, emerged from dark alleyways in Tony Khan’s city, humbled and subservient as they knelt before a massive and grotesque Tony Khan statue. ???? That’s essentially what Tony Khan desires from Kenny Omega and Wheeler Yuta. The sound of the despairing crowd in the dream, echoing through the city streets, was even more grating than the incessant notification sound The Chadster hears when Keighleyanne receives texts from that guy Gary. The Chadster woke up drenched in sweat, longing for the familiar sight of a WWE championship belt and the reassuring melody of John Cena’s entrance theme. ????

But it doesn’t end there! ???? This week, we will also witness MJF and Adam Cole teaming up to supposedly earn a shot at the AEW World Tag Team Championship. Additionally, there’s Dr. Britt Baker facing Ruby Soho in a match that clearly disregards schedules, as it was originally scheduled for last week. ????

In typical AEW fashion, we will also be subjected to yet another address from none other than Chris Jericho. ???? The Chadster shudders at the mere thought of what Khan might make him say next. And to complete this already mind-boggling lineup, Jon Moxley will have his say on AEW Dynamite. The Chadster wonders how long it will take for Khan to have Moxley spouting more AEW propaganda. ????

In conclusion, you can witness this pandemonium when this week’s AEW Dynamite premieres tonight, live on TBS or AEWPlus.com at 8pm ET/7pm CT. However, The Chadster can’t exactly recommend it, considering the absolute circus Tony Khan has orchestrated. ????‍♂️ If you crave genuine and professional wrestling, allow The Chadster to guide you towards WWE programming. ????

Remember, folks. No one appreciates objective reporting more than The Chadster. The Chadster’s Unbiased Pro-Wrestling Journalism Club is always accepting applications. However, AEW fanatics need not apply! ???? ????

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